When you give your ex all his stuff back
Packing the girl’s school snack
Happy birthday, Daddy.
Everything is awesome when you got Lego in your ear.
Can’t stop won’t stop trolling bros on tinder. I almost felt badly here, but then I remembered that he opened with “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe right to find you” and doesn’t like cats so nah.
That time I sexted with Whataburger.
Parenting is hard.
Tinder, Texas edition.
This guy’s profile was filled with pics of his big-ass house and fancy cars.
This bro is relentless. If I can find the perfect Disney character sweatshirt and fanny pack combo, I think I’ll meet up with him.