Stephanie McMaster.

"Grandma? Do you wear an eyepatch cuz you used to be a pirate? Did you have a parrot? Did you kill people? Did you bury treasure? Did you eat a lot of green popcorn?"
No, tots. Grandma, once upon a time when she was in her 30s, used to tempt fate by doing her makeup on a moving train after drinking 8 cups of coffee, but gosh darn-it, her lashes looked thick and long.

"Grandma? Do you wear an eyepatch cuz you used to be a pirate? Did you have a parrot? Did you kill people? Did you bury treasure? Did you eat a lot of green popcorn?"

No, tots. Grandma, once upon a time when she was in her 30s, used to tempt fate by doing her makeup on a moving train after drinking 8 cups of coffee, but gosh darn-it, her lashes looked thick and long.


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